Lulz.

Socials for an antisocial misanthrope.

You're hilarious.

Go copypasta yourself.

But actually, if you want to share a post:

  1. Go to the post you want to share on yawningchasm.com
  2. Look for the "Permalink" button (we added it just for you!)
  3. Copy that URL like the beautiful copy-paster you are
  4. Share it wherever antisocial people share things (probably Discord?)
  5. Do NOT @ me about it - I won't see it, I'm not actually on any of these platforms
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Wait, you're not on ANY socials?

Nope. Not a one.

You know what I don't need? Hot takes from strangers. Doomscrolling. Engagement metrics. The toxic hellscape of algorithmic rage-bait.

I've got enough existential dread without scrolling through humanity's worst impulses before breakfast.

Then why do you have social "buttons" on your site?

Because it's funny watching people click them expecting to find me ranting about code quality and parenting in 280-character increments.

Also, it's a nice little reminder that you can just... not. You can just not be on social media. It's allowed.

How am I supposed to share your posts then?

See those instructions above? The ones you probably skipped? Read them.

Copy the permalink. Paste it somewhere. Tell your friends (if you have any - no judgment, I don't either). Or don't! I'm not your engagement metrics.

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