Wait, you're not on Instagram either?

Nope. Not even for the aesthetic.

But Instagram is for sharing your life!

Is it though? Or is it for sharing a carefully curated, heavily filtered version of your life designed to make other people feel inadequate while you chase engagement metrics?

I've got enough anxiety without comparing my behind-the-scenes to everyone else's highlight reel.

What about the photography?

Sure, there's good photography on Instagram. There's also a lot of the same sunset photo, the same coffee flat lay, the same "candid" laugh that took 47 takes.

If I want good photography, I'll go to an actual photography site. Or a museum. Or outside (revolutionary concept).

Don't you want to build an audience?

An audience of what? People who double-tap and keep scrolling?

If you're actually reading this far down on a fake Instagram post, you're already more engaged than 99% of Instagram users would be.

Quality over quantity, friend.

So how am I supposed to share your posts?

See those instructions in the box above? The ones with the little emoji? Revolutionary idea: follow them.

Copy the permalink. Share it. Put it in your bio. Make it your entire personality. Whatever brings you joy.