Oh look, you found my Facebook page!
Except I don't have one.
Because I value my sanity.
Socials for an antisocial misanthrope? Bold strategy. You're hilarious. Go copypasta yourself.
Want to share something from Yawning Chasm? Here's how:
- Navigate to the actual post on yawningchasm.com
- Click that shiny new "Permalink" button we added
- Copy the URL
- Paste it wherever you share links (carrier pigeon, smoke signals, whatever)
- Feel accomplished that you shared something without needing my nonexistent Facebook page
and
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But why aren't you on Facebook?
Have you BEEN on Facebook lately?
It's like a family reunion where everyone's arguing about vaccines, your high school friend is selling MLM products, and your aunt keeps sharing memes that were debunked by Snopes in 2012.
Hard pass.
What about connecting with old friends?
If we were actually friends, we'd have each other's contact information.
If we haven't talked since high school, there's probably a reason for that.
I don't need to see what you had for lunch or what your political opinions are. We're good.
How are people supposed to find your content then?
You literally found it. You're here. You're reading this.
The system works!
Now scroll up, read those instructions about using the permalink, and stop expecting me to participate in the attention economy.